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My roommate and I once: pretended to be guys having sex. We did a terrible job according to the boy. Apparently, we were moving our upper body too much and we looked like spastic chickens.
Never in my life have I: gotten any type of traffic ticket.
High school was: FUN.
When I'm nervous: I get a huge knot in my stomach.
My hair: is long, wavy and black.
When I was 5: I was adorable.
When I turn my head left: I see a pile of paperwork that needs filing/shredding.
I should be: Filing/shredding paperwork.
By this time next year: the swelling in my face will be gone and I will have a new nose and possibly boobs to boot. And yes, I will post piccies of both.
My favorite aunt is: Aunt Jemima.
I have a hard time understanding: karma. I don't think it works the way it should.
You know I like you if: I'm mean and sarcastic to you. Though, not to be confused when I dislike you and I'm mean and sarcastic to you. Hmmmm.
My ideal breakfast is: Bacon, eggs over easy, roasted potatoes and toast with butter and jam.
If you visit my home town: you might see some men's weenies. Seriously though, in the 10+ years I lived in Toronto, I think I've been flashed by an equal number of men.
If you spend the night at my house: you will fall in love with my spare bed and super soft cotton sheets and gain about 10 pounds from all the food I have lying around.
My Favorite blonde is: N/A
My favorite brunette is: Karl Urban. OMFG.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: teddy bear hamsters because that would be CUTE and FUNNY.
I shouldn't have been: so anxious about everything!
Last night I: talked my poor husband to death.
A better name for me would be: Sidney - it sounds less frilly frou frou then my actual name. Though I did go through a period when I was 8 when I wanted to be called Cassiopiea.
If I could have any car, it would be: the BMW that I own right now.